Q. Why did the penguin attach wheels to her rocking chair?
A. She wanted to rock and roll!
Q. Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
A. Never mind it's too cheesy!
Q. Why couldn't the piano get into the house?
A. He had so many keys he didn't know which one to use!
Q. What instrument does the invisible man play?
Q. If the yetis all had a race who would come last?
A. The Abominable slow-man!
Q. What do you call a polar bear with skates?
A. A roller bear!
Q. How do you make a milk shake?
A. Give it a good scare!