Thursday, May 9, 2013

Club Penguin Times Issue #394 May 9th 2013













JOKES

Q. Why did the penguin attach wheels to her rocking chair?
A. She wanted to rock and roll!
-Dracula987

Q. Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
A. Never mind it's too cheesy!
-Sally5859

Q. Why couldn't the piano get into the house?
A. He had so many keys he didn't know which one to use!
-Rapid1100

Q. What instrument does the invisible man play?
A. Air-guitar!
-Kesdisney

Q. If the yetis all had a race who would come last?
A. The Abominable slow-man!
-Binksy3

Q. What do you call a polar bear with skates?
A. A roller bear!
-Gail90175

Q. How do you make a milk shake?
A. Give it a good scare!
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